







Usually I like to spend my days lazily napping around various spots in the house, but I'm constantly interrupted by my eternal tormentors Sally & Ross. Sure maybe they were sat on that warm spot on the couch, but if they leave to get a glass of water or something, that spot is mine! How dare they kick me off when they return. So when I saw the suitcase and the plane tickets I thought "Heaven!" I had my days all planned out with some sleeping, some snoozing, maybe a little Animal Planet now and again...
After a couple of days I was just settling in nicely to my new routine, when blow me they come walking back in the door again, mysteriously looking much paler then when they left, hmmm? Sally came running over, picked me up and hugged me - bleargh! - and the best I could do was get all hissy with them when she put me down. Yeah I showed them. 'Course then they try bribing me with treats and chin scratches, etc but I held out... for about 30 seconds. They still smell a little weird though, reminds me of a place I used to live that was all fir trees, Starbucks, emo kids and damn patchouli oil hippies...